Friday, 28 March 2008

Kite Surfing

(Welcome to Bariloche, heart of the Argentine Lake District.
Reputedly, the home of awesome mountain biking and some amazing walking among the high Andean passes.

Truthfully, home of a lot of mountain bike shops who will tell you you cant ride off road and tourist information centres that tell you not to ride on the road cos it is just too dangerous. And home of some amazing walking, and you can use the ski lift to get to the top of the first day. And the sunsets aren´t bad

So, what to do....hmmm....

Well we checked into a guesthouse, really nice place, owned by an 86 year old who told us all about all the places we could go and gave us maps, whether we wanted them or not. Sweet old lady. met a nice couple called Chad and Danna in the hostel, who recommended Kite Boarding on the lake. real possibility there...

The land lady quickly turned insane. By the third day she had told everyone off because she couldn´t find one of the 4 cups. Chad was told off for using the heater in his room. Canadian bloke was told to leave the kitchen because he was only camping and had no right to use the cups.

On the 4th day, we were told we had to leave. We said we were staying for a week as planned, she said she didn´t know that and we had to leave. After some discussion we were given a reprieve until the 6th day. Though I was severely reprimanded for fixing the toilet. She asked why I had loosened the cistern cover. I said that the toilet had been continually flushing, so I´d fixed it. She told me no I hadn´t because it was fixed before I came, and not to do it again.

On the 5th day the Canadian was told he had to wait to use the shower until everyone who wasn´t camping was finished in there first. He was also ejected from the kitchen for using a cup again.

On the 5th day, I broke a glass. It was quickly hidden in a cardboard box, in a bag, in a box, in the bin. Nobody said a word, but there were days of questions over that glass. I also slammed the bathroom door, cos it needed it to shut it properly. The old lady was quickly braying on our door asking what was going on. She also took our wet clothes (been swimming in the lake) out of a bag we left on the floor and hung them on the line. She carefully returned them all dried out that night. She returned them to Donna mind you, but you´ve got to love a tryer. And trust me, she was trying.

On the 6th day we left, crossed her garden and moven into her sons hostel. Sadly 2 days later they had no space so we had to move back for 2 days. I booked in with the old woman and this time was given a key for the front door with the words... ´We´re locking the front door now, because the Canadian boy is not right in the head!´ I took the keys and ran, hoping to avoid her for 2 days. 20mins later she tracked down Chad and yelled at him because I had lied and was only staying for one night. This was news to both Chad and me. Another 20mins and she found me, demanded that I pay for 2 mights now, ´because you are a liar, I don´t trust anybody now.´

I was so glad to leave there.

Anyway, activities in Bariloche...

First we found a place that rented a tandem mountain bike. If you can´t ride off road, you might as well have a tandem. To we spent a day touring the local lakes and concluding that the roads are not dangerous, the tourist office have clearly never visited the UK and consequently have no idea what a busy dangerous road is. Top day, idiot tourist office.


Then we tried walking. We got the ski lift to the top of the mountain, walked around for 10 minutes and then concluded that we really weren´t ready for another multi day trek. Especially if we could just get the bus to the bottom each day and ride a ski lift up to get the view. It takes all the majesty out of it.

So Kite boarding had to be the solution then...

I have a 2.5sqm drag kite at home. In a decent wind, it can take me off my feet. So they gave me a 16sqm kite. I loved it. It´s really easy to control because its so slow. Right up to the point where you lose control. It then drags you three feet out of the water and after a brief ´superman´it deposits you head first back in the water. Having supermanned a few times the instructor told me to stop letting go of the kite. This was curious to me as the kite was totally out of control and was throwing me 20 feet at a time. But the instructor resolutely advised that so long as I wasn´t going to land on land, I should just hold on and the kite would eventually settle down.

This led to what I will term the inverse enema...

Kite takes off,
Phil takes off,
20 feet of superman style travel,
head first dive into the water,
3 foot drag through the water,
Inhale roughly 3 feet of water,
resurface, cough,
kite takes off....
you get the picture I guess.

Anyway the kite does eventually settle down and you can try to get up on a board again. Kites are a genious invention. As soon as I get too frightened to mountain bike, I´m buying a kite.

Vicky was having a whale of a time with the kite. The first day there were some nerves, Second day she almost enjoyed, third day you couldn´t get her out of the water and she even got stood up briefly.








Monday, 10 March 2008

Torres Del Paine






Torres Del Paine.

Back when we planned this trip, the Torres Del Paine area was high on our list of must do’s. It was expected to be THE hiking trip that we did. 8 days of trekking to complete the circuit .(I –Vicky- had thought that before attempting this circuit we should build up to it gradually by going on two day hikes in the Patagonian Lake District…..)

Funny how things change…

First day we headed off to see the Torres Del Paine themselves. After a bus trip and three hours of walking up the valley (into a very strong wind and rain at one point) we got to camp for the night. We bedded down early in anticipation of the 5:30 am alarm call. All set, backpacks packed, ready to get up in time to see sunrise hit the towers from the viewpoint 40 minutes walk above us.

The alarm went off. We went back to sleep. After surfacing again at about 12, we had lunch and walked up to see the towers, very impressive. We were planning on heading on up to valle silencio higher up afterwards. But as you have to pass the tent again to get there, we found ourselves having a cuppa instead. We were beginning to wonder if we a bit tired of walking everywhere.

Next day with a determined effort we made it up for sunrise. Was worth it. The Towers turned a lovely pink and orange colour whilst we tucked into our home made porridge. In the afternoon we went up in to Valle Silencio. Very pretty and hardly any other people on the trail which is unusual for this mountain range.

The day after, after not much discussion at all, we decided to shorten the trek by following the southern W route rather than the longer full circuit. Think our bodies had started to have enough trekking by then and wanted an easier time of it. We headed back down the valley and turned right instead of left and arrived 4 hours later at a refugio where we could get hot showers and sit inside to play cards.

Fitz Roy and Torres national parks have approached things very differently. In Fitz Roy there are no facilities except some long drop toilets, no Refuges, little public transport and plenty of wilderness. None of the authorities in Fitz Roy ask you to report in or leave details of where you intend to trek. Torres provide maintained camping grounds with decent sit down loo’s, refuges that would be better named hotels and enough public transport to allow you to access the southern side of the circuit in a series of day trips if you wish. In other words, trekking in Torres is very easy. This is no bad thing but it does make it a very different experience.

Then the following morning we walked in to the next (French) valley for some more amazing views and a worrying few hours when we couldn’t find the camera. Turned up where we had left it, but it took us an extra 3 hours of walking up and down a steep hill to find it.

Next day we went to the viewpoint overlooking Glacier Grey and then caught the catamaran and then the bus home.

Torres was beautiful, but we were both ready for a change from walking and it lacked something after Fitz Roy. The mountains are still wonderful, but they lost something important as they gained civilization, the sense of awe and achievement in visiting them is diminished. It’s a bit like going to Keswick in the lakes on a summer bank holiday weekend. The mountains are still amazing, but you know they’d be better in midweek when you can find a trail that doesn’t have too many people instead of tripping over people who are usually heading for a tea shop with a baby in a pushchair.

Once back in Puerto Natales (nearest town to Torres), I (Vicky) managed to catch some stomach bug and spent most of the night in the bathroom throwing up which was unfortunate given that we had a 33 hour bus ride to Puerto Montt in Chile the next day. Still, we had paid extra for some luxury seating on the coach which pretty much turned your chair into a bed and with such comfort the journey passed surprisingly fast. That was until we realized that our coach was taking us past Bariloche (Argentinian Lake District) which was our ultimate destination. We weren’t however able to get off the bus in Bariloche and had to travel a further 5 hours up the road. We then had to travel back the same 5 hour journey to return to Bariloche. Grrrr…..

Thursday, 6 March 2008

9 days, 4 border controls, 5 rivers waded, one glacier crossed, one ankle sprained and one bruised knee otherwise it was lovely.

LAGO DEL DESIERTO
At some point Vicky noticed that you could go up to a place called lago del Desierto she also said you could have a walk to the lakes in Chile. It’s supposed to be beautiful and as very few tourists go there, rather untouched. Sounded good to me, so I had a closer look at the map. It turns out you could indeed cross the border there into Chile. And with a bit of work you can walk to Chile’s national park O;Higgins. Of course to get there and back you have to walk for a few days, wade through 5 or six rivers and cross a glacier. I was hooked! Vicky on the other hand, was not sleeping on account of getting dreams about dying in a crevasse on said glacier. After three days of worry she decreed that she wasn’t going.

I was gutted.

I even went for a run up a hill for an hour… I do not run! I definitely do not run up hills!

After a further 2 days Vicky decided that watching me be miserable was worse than dying in a crevasse. So the big trip of lunacy was back on.

So we went and bought ice axes, crampons, rope, ice screws, karibiners and enough food for a 10 day trip. Oh, and we worried my parents a bit I think. Being sensible we left a message saying where we were going, and a contact of a company that would be prepared so send some people looking for us if we didn’t come back on time. It was sensible, in the end we didn’t see anyone for 7 days. So a broken leg would have been a real problem, but I guess my parents may have worried a bit. (Sorry)

Anyway, I was happy. Vicky was not, we were still packing and sorting things out at 2am. Which, is officially well past her bedtime unless she’s drunk, and she wasn’t. She was stone cold sober, tired and worried about snuffing it in a crevasse.

So day 1 and we got a transfer to Lago Del Desierto and then the police launch took us across to the northern end of the lake. They stamped our passports to let us exit Argentina and then pointed 15km further north on the map, to where the Chilean Carabineros would happily stamp our passports to enter Chile. This was something of a blow, because we were supposed to be going about 8km west that day, not 15km North. Why the hell would you put 15km between border posts? A gate and 200m seems to be more normal.

So laden with very heavy bags we set off for the Caribineros. 6 hours later we arrived. They were very helpful. They took a record of where we intended to go and when we were due back. They asked sensible questions….

Have you got a first aid kit? - Er… Gaffa tape, a big dressing, Anadin, blister patches and some insect repellant.
What will you do if you break a leg? - hop

They seemed less than impressed with these answers. They told us to take their radio frequency and try to call in occasionally to let them know we were ok. This led to …
Have you got a radio? - No

So they suggested that we call in at one or two of the estancias who do have radio’s.

It’s probably worth noting at this point that there are 3 Estancias in the area we were headed for, each of which has one small wooden hut, at least one resident (sometimes 2) and about 100 square miles of empty land. Part of our route required crossing back across the lake with the aid of a boat from one of the Estancias. We did ask the Caribineros if the estancia had a boat. ‘They said yes, no problem, you can cross every day’.

Anyway, we agreed to radio in from the Estancias. This made the border official happy and happy border officials are good for being able to continue your trip.

However, we didn’t have any Chilean pesos with which to pay the Estancias for the use of their lands, or radios. So we lied about where we were going and headed off in the other direction with no intention of radio contact.

We had to cover another 4km in order to reach a suitable campsite. So we headed off on our first trail marked in dotted lines instead of nice, regularly used paths marked in solid red. We followed what looked like a path and after about an hour it took us to an open grass area and a disused half broken wood hut. Nice place to camp, First day done, excellent day.

It snowed overnight. I failed to get out of bed until 11. So at about 12 we set off following the same path like thing, but this time it rapidly turned into something that looked nothing like a path. It did look a lot like a hillside covered in trees and deep shrubs with snow and bogs. 4 hours later we fought our way into the valley we wanted and were rewarded with some open ground and a river to wade.
FIRST VIEW OF THE VALLEY
Thankfully the river was only a foot or so deep, so out came the flip flops and across we went. We spent another 2 hours heading up the valley into strong winds and found some sheltered flat land to camp on the pass just before the valley heads down the other side.

On the third day we got down into the next valley and got the first view of the glacier.
FIRST VIEW OF GLACIER CHICO. (our route runs left to right just above the rock buttress you can see on the right of the glacier.)
It didn’t look that far away. After 4 more hours of walking it still looked just as far away as it had at the start. That had a fair amount to do with the fact that it was a long way away, but far more to do with the fact that we couldn’t find a path and so had to kick through shrubs again. But we got to a really nice field to camp in with a view back over the lake at the end of the day. There was also a stream nearby to take a bathe in and the sun was out to warm us back up afterwards. REALLY NICE CAMP

Fourth day and we set off for the glacier again. Thanks to more path absences we managed to move about 5km in around 5 hours. We were knackered, but we found a path at a river crossing at the right altitude and so figured we were only about half an hour from a campsite. So happy in the knowledge that we were nearly home for the night we headed off for camp. Vicky promptly slipped on a marshy bit of land and sprained her ankle…

There were a few very worrying minutes, but after a bit she found she could walk well enough to hobble to camp. (Along the way was another river to cross. Unable to hop across, Phil threw some big rocks into said river so that I could work my way over. The ‘Patagonian Man’ was emerging – Vicky.) The camp was terrible, infested with tiny biting flies and 20 minutes walk from the nearest water. Still, it did for the night.
WORRYING TIMES<>

So day 5 started with us heading off towards the glacier (again) this time a little worried about Vicky’s ankle. We immediately lost any trace of a path and after 3 hours of kicking our way up steep slopes through shrubbery and trees it was clear that Vicky’s ankle had been thoroughly tested and it was ok. Her ankle was weaker, but wasn’t hurting too much and she could hike no problem. One worry off the list. We had lunch on top of the mountain at viewpoint Agostini and then headed down to our next river crossing. It took me 45 minutes to find a place I was happy to cross the torrent of water that was tumbling down the hill at about 45 degrees. We were close to having to turn back and even when we did cross, it was on ropes, just in case.

IS MY WIFE AMAZING OR WHAT? (mind you I did have to say smile for the camera to get the second photo)

We got to the glacier fairly easily about 2 hours after that.

GLACIER DAY!
I was so worried that after all the hard work getting there, the wind would pick up again and it’d be too dangerous to cross. But thankfully we had a calm overcast morning and so we headed off onto the glacier. The crevasses were big but safe enough and crossable. The centre of the glacier was even easier and thankfully, getting off at the far side was ok too. We used the ice axes to make life easier and safer a few times, but it would have been enough just to have crampons. It took us 3 hours to cross.
START MIDDLE AND CLOSE TO THE END OF THE GLACIER CROSSING.

The map indicated that we just drop down the first valley on the far side of the glacier. Nope, that would be a cliff face. Try valley 2…nope cliff face…head for valley 3. Big fat gorge 50 meters deep. Ok head uphill till you get to the top of the gorge. It was about 2km and 300m higher up, but we finally got ourselves above a big waterfall to where the river wasn’t in a gorge and could be crossed.

Up until now we’d crossed rivers in perfect, warm sunshine. The wind had risen to gust 30mph and it was blowing drizzling down from the ice field. Still the river didn’t look too deep. I stripped down to boxer shorts and stepped in. Up to my knees, not too deep… Two more steps and my cahonas were getting wet. I’m 6’2” and while wading glacial rivers, I promise, my cahonas are pretty high up. There was only one good side to this I reasoned. Vickys 5’6” and was going to get soaked! It got up to her belly button and the look on her face was pure misery and very funny.

Having crossed the river we still had to get down into the valley bottom. The next gully over after the gorge turned out to be ok to get down. It was still steep enough not to want to fall and we filled our hands with splinters (in my case my arse too given that I had five points of contact on the steepest parts - Vicky) down most of the gripping the thorny plants on the way down, but it got us to the bottom.
REWARDED BY A RAINBOW AFTER CROSSING THE GORGE.
VIEW DOWN TO THE GLACIER (We're headed for the valley to the left of the glacier, the valley bottom is 500m away and 500m down.)

By this time the wind was up to 50mph at times and hard to walk against. It stopped me dead on one occasion in the valley bottom and sat Vicky down on her bum at one point. Anyway we found a spot behind a big pile of rocks that we could set up a tent. Took us 11 hours in total to get there.

(Vicky - Have to say this was the toughest day of trekking I had EVER done in my life. Crossing the glacier was psychologically scary for me but apart from landing heavily on my knee at one point whilst crossing a crevasse, it was actually no problem. However the following 8 hours involved a physical and mental battering and at several points I really thought we wouldn’t make it to the next camp. Thankfully, my ‘Patagonian Man’ was in his element and was leaping all over the mountain finding us the best route and stuffing me with food and drink to keep energy levels up. No meal will ever beat that Beef stew and the steaming mug of hot chocolate we had that tucked up in our tent that night. Will also never forget how the wind sweeping through the valley sounded that night. It was like a hurricane coming towards you that you first hear two minutes or so away. You then have to sit and wait in your tent as it gets closer and louder on approach. When it hit the tent would rock and at times I felt it lift our legs. Listening to the wind was far more exciting than sleeping. Needless to see, Phil slept like a baby through the night!)

Next morning, I was dead on my feet. The route led straight up the next hillside at about 45 degrees for 400m of ascent. The previous day I’d been the one encouraging Vicky on, that morning it was the other way around. We made good progress though and got up and over the next pass another 350m up at 1250m in about 3 hours. There were some amazing views out onto the icecap and at new glaciers in o’higgins national park. Then we headed down to the camp a few hours walk away.
GLACIERS FEW PEOPLE EVER SEE

Day 8 we set off early, both having admitted that we were a little nervous about being able to cross the river at the Estancia, we wanted to get there early. And that’s what we did, by 11am we’d made it to said estancia to find there was nobody home. This wasn’t good. If we couldn’t cross we had 5 days of backtracking to do with only 3 days of food remaining. After a bit of sweating we found his little row boat and as the lake narrowed to only 100m I rowed us and the bags across. Unfortunately, the boat belonged on the other side, so I rowed back. I debated swimming back across. 100m, easy I thought. I got to mid thigh, admitted to myself that I couldn’t feel anything below the knees and realized there was a good chance I actually couldn’t swim 100m in water that cold. So Vicky went off to the other Estancia to see if they had a boat. It was about 40 minutes away. I sat. Then I thought about what I’d say if the Estancia owner returned to discover I’d used his boat. Sorry seemed a good start and my Spanish was up to that. However explaining why I was sat there enjoying the sun in a pair of boxer shorts and a t-shirt was probably beyond my Spanish speaking abilities. So I borrowed his boat for a second time and went to get the trousers I’d left on the other bank when I was planning on swimming. Then I sat some more.

Vicky returned to tell me that the other Estancia owner was at home, was a cat lover, seemed very helpful, but didn’t have a boat. So now it was wait and worry time. We had a look around. Estancia is quite a grand word, what it really means is lots of land and a garden shed to live in. And you need to picture your great grandfathers garden shed here, held together with huge nails, putty applied with a knife and badly fitted chunks of tree. It wasn’t going to fall down, but ‘shelter’ is a much better description than ‘home’. God knows what it’s like in winter. I was just getting to the stage of looking for driftwood for a raft when the estancia owner returned.
PHIL ROWS THE BOAT BACK
Thus began a ten minutes conversation in Spanish with a man who doesn’t use his lips when speaking. He had a cigarette in his mouth the whole time and it didn’t ever wobble when he spoke. There are some conversations that go faster if you’re a girl. If I’d had breasts and a winning female smile, it would have been easy. I had a beard, a 7 day without a wash smell and a lot of difficulty explaining how my wife was already on the other side. In the end though he was happy and we settled on a price of 500 pesos (50p) per person to cross. I didn’t have any Chilean pesos, so I gave him the next best thing, a twenty quid note. He was a little unsure, but I’m confident that one day, he’ll be very happy.

Anyway we set off again and headed back up the pass to camp where we were on night 2. Safely on the route back.

On the last day we set off early, returned to the Caribineros and then headed back to Argentina.
VIEW OF FITX ROY AND CERRO TORRE FROM THE BORDER PASS
There was a boat on Lago Del Desierto at 7pm and driven by the need for a shower we covered 30km that day. Shower was fantastic.
'PATAGONINA MAN' LOOKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF ON THE BOAT HOME.
US ON THE BOAT HOME.

Friday, 15 February 2008

Ice Climbing



Our expedition company owed us a day´s activity so we chose their ice climbing on the Viedma glaciar.

We set off on to the glaciar with a rather large group of mainly "older" folk. Now, I know there are many brilliant older climbers but these people just didn´t really look like your climber types, too much make up, polished nails and pristine clothes, (unable to walk in a straight line over rough ground, Phil). So, we thought that if the climbing trip was sold to these folk then it wasn´t going to be all that exciting.

We were then delighted to find out that most of our group were also horrified to find they were in for a day of climbing when what they expected was a bit of a trek on the glaciar. So, they all went off for a walk leaving around 6 of us monkeys to have a go at ice climbing.

We started off with easy climbs (although hanging from two ice axes can never really be described as easy) and then after lunch did some steeper and more difficult climbs.











Not being so far removed from the apes Phil was able to climb to the top of both the afternoon routes although the steeper section was very tough on his arms. My delicate arms couldn´t quite take me to the top and at one point I pulled a dramatic movie scene kind of move and managed to swing round on the one axe left in the wall. I decided to come down after swinging my face into my own axe leaving my jaw line with a nice scratch and bruise (can´t really blame that one on phil unfortunately).






Anyhow, as the afternoon progressed our techniques improved and at the end Phil managed to twist himself into some technical climbing moves. (I said it´s hard to lift yourself over the overhang on your arms and then find a way to put all the weight on one axe while moving the other. The guide said there was a way and demonstrated the arm over leg technique. So I copied. He lied, it´s not easier, brute force and ignorance for me in future, forget all the technical leg over arm thing, Phil)


Thursday, 14 February 2008

Trekking without a guide (at last)

The reason we came to El chalten wasn’t for the big expedition on the ice it was for a 7 day trek we planned for ourselves, so after a rest day or two, we headed off. first to Campo Agustini (famous religious preacher and mountaineer who went just about everywhere in Patagonia and has most of Chile and Argentina named after him I think.) Which is just below Cerro Torre. Cerro Torre was thought to be un-climbable for years and then someone managed it and now every year climbers with a desire to shorten their lives attempt it. It has snow mushrooms 50 high on top and having climbed up with a mixture of ice and rock climbing, you have to dig a tunnel up into the overhanging unstable snow to get on top. We saw a slide show from someone who’d been up while we were on the ice and concluded that it was truly amazing and that he was insane.








Anyway pretty view, but the mice ate my water bottle in the night. We were right next to a river, little furry bastards were just being cruel.

Next day we headed off to the next camp below Mt Fitzroy. One the way we took a side trip up loma de las Pizeras to get a better view of the mountains. It took 4 hours to get up and back to the trail and having ditched our big bags in the middle of the woods for the climb, I was rather relieved to find my navigation skills were up to finding them again. An hour later we got to a lake and our first fresh water for the day.




Taking off our boots and standing in the lake was sheer bliss. Afterwards we headed off to camp Poincenot at the foothills of Fitzroy for the night.





We’d set our alarm for 5.30am so that we could walk up to Lago Tres where the view of the sun rising on Fitzroy was supposed to be spectacular. Unfortunately, as we’d previously decided that in order to lighten our bag we didn’t need our torches we had to do this trek in the dark. Not so bad when we were in the open but as the first half of the trek involved walking through woods and crossing streams it took a bit of stumbling and feeling our way!

Some how we managed to find the way up the very steep hill to the viewpoint. Sunrise was indeed spectacular.

After the light show was over we returned to the camp and bed where we slept for another three hours. After our power snooze we set off to the next camp wandering down the valley past glaciers and beautiful mountain views.

This was a private camp which came with a hot water shower. Bliss! It’s amazing what levels camping can reduce you to. As we had been unaware that we would encounter a hot water shower we had not carried soap or a towel (you shouldn’t use soap around the rivers as the water is drinkable without need of treatment). So we were both delighted to find a tiny slither of soap in the shower that someone had left behind. Almost felt like a proper wash, I (Vicky) just tried not to think of all the people who had used it before me and then not be disturbed by having to use a clean pair of my pants to dry off with afterwards (at least they were clean and mine!).

The weather forecast had predicted that the weather would change the next day. It did too. Clouds came over and it started to drizzle. Temperature dropped right down. We’d already planned to take that day off as a rest day so the weather helped us to cope with sitting still for the day. Was still a pleasant day, chilling at the camp, playing cards, learning a bit of Spanish and updating my diary which had been neglected since mid-November- oops.
Whilst there was still quite a lot of cloud coverage the weather had improved the next day so we set off from the camp up the very steep cliff to get a bit closer to Fitzroy.
After two hours of strenuous uphill we reached the glacier under Fitzroy. As it was a bit cloudy we unfortunately didn’t get clear views of Fitzroy but the views over the surrounding mountains, Marconi Pass and the snow fields were beautiful.

However, the glacier didn’t feel like the place we should stop our ascent. The path onwards wasn’t at all obvious. Phil was sure the place we’d been told to go to was behind the very big square rock the other side of the glacier. However, this didn’t seem quite right to me as this would involve traversing what looked like unstable snow and a crevassed glacier. We could see foot print marks on the snow and it was clear some people had walked that way but as we were in the realms of the climbers it could have been a crossing made with crampons and ropes.
The other option for an onwards journey was to continue up the side of the mountain we were on. This looked like a scramble and a scree climb. This route also made me feel a bit nervous and I admit to having a bit of a strop! I foolishly thought the scramble looked like slightly more familiar territory and suggested that was my preferred route.

The next hour of the ascent involved a scramble up the side of the cliff. Was actually very good fun and as Phil chose the route and helped direct me as to whether to climb left or right all turned out alright and we reached what I thought was our peak just fine.
On relaxing at the ‘peak’ my tension came flooding back when I realized that this wasn’t the final summit we were heading for. Nope, this was the beginning of the ridge scramble across scree to get to the pass at the other side of the mountain. Commence next strop and annoyance with self for not picking the crossing the snow option. The views were getting to be pretty amazing though and as they were just going to get better I suppressed my negative thoughts about Phil and carried on.
We scrambled across the top of the mountain and after a few stomach churning moments when my foot moved in the scree and I thought I was going to plummet down the mountain side to my doom (as my knowledge of walking on scree improved I realized there was never even the slightest possibility of this!) we got to our viewpoint.


Vicky is sitting in the midde of the black rock, as high as we can go without ropes.


Phil off long the ridge to get the photo above.


We started the day down next to the river you can see behind Phil


Views were remarkable. As we afterwards realized this point had no name on the map we decided to call it Lisa’s Mirador (viewpoint for those of you without our comprehensive knowledge of Spanish, hmm) as it was Lisa Brooke’s birthday that day.
However, still not content with the point we reached Phil carried on along the next ridge to get a view around the corner whilst I sat at our pass.

The return journey pretty much involved a big scree slide. I’d never really walked on this kind of terrain before and began very tentatively (still thought the scree wouldn’t hold and I’d plummet down the mountain) whilst Phil took big leaps into it. However, after getting out my trusty walking poles to help with keeping me off my arse my confidence grew and I also got into the swing of leaping down the slope in the scree. Great fun! Also got to slide on the snow as well.
After a very steep descent my legs were in need of a rest and we decided to take the next day off.

More chilling in the camp site the next day watching other people trying to fight against the wind and rain (we were finally getting a view of what the Patagonian weather is usually like!).

On our seventh day we set off back to El Chalten. Some of the paths no longer existed as the river had risen so high in the rain (shame we didn’t have a kayak with us, we would have been back in El Chalten within 30 mins). On reaching the road we hitched back to town and each had a nice long shower using our own soap and a nice fluffy towel!


(Just so you all know, I could happily send a year here, it´s amazing, and wild like Alaska currently planning a big hike from here into chile and back across a bit of glacier.... Phil)

Horse Riding and Biking


Elspeth, Les, I know we planned to go to a cattle ranch and learn to ride horses in Australia on honeymoon, and I know that what you gave us for a wedding present. Well we got a bit sidetracked on honey moon. But nearly 3 years later we’ve finally managed to use you present. Thanks, it was wicked.

We arrived and a Spanish only speaking Gaucho saddled up the biggest horse in the place and then judging, rightly, that we hadn’t a clue, gave us the two smallest. So we set off, and all was going well as we headed down the road out of town. Then my (Phil’s) horse stopped. He didn’t want to go for a walk and turned around and started walking home. I pulled on the reins and kicked him in the side, I cursed him and turned him round a number of times. All I achieved was to make him turn from one side of the road to the other and eat the grass verge on either side. I was beginning to feel a little foolish when I spotted Vicky and the Gaucho riding back to help, Vicky was laughing so hard she could barely keep her seat on her very well behaved horse.

Gaucho informed me with some unintelligible Spanish, some ‘kick the horse’ sign language and a look that said ‘you’re an idiot’ that:

1 I needed to show the horse who was boss.
2 I was an idiot.

Humbling.

Anyway, after kicking the horse as hard as I could, he consented to travel the 100m to the first stream where he refused to cross. I kicked as hard as I could with my cushioned trainers and won a brief respite from the grass eating from my horse, but it wouldn’t cross the river. Outsmarted by a horse. Vicky wasn’t chuckling this time, the whole top of her head had flipped back on a big hinge and she was struggling for breath while letting out one long continuous skyward directed laugh. The Gaucho, having had enough, rode back across the river and whipped my horse until it cantered across the river and halfway across the next field. It behaved itself after that.

We rode up through rivers and grassland to a big waterfall sat around in the sun for an hour to rest and then headed back. The horses got up to their bellies in a river and Vicky’s decided to have a splash about for a while, thrashing first one front leg, then the other in the river. The Gaucho and I were loving it and laughing. Vicky, unable to tell if the horse was panicking, or having fun, and rather too sore to have a horse jump around under her was not looking happy. The Gaucho got us cantering along on the way home, which was loads of fun, though I can now tell you that one of the fastest ways to make someone stand up in the saddle and cry is to have him trap a cahona between saddle heading up and himself heading down.

Still, Lots of fun, We went mountain biking the next day. I was ok, but Vicky was walking like John Wayne afterwards.

Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Snow Field Expedition

Day 1
After much preparation we were off. As this was an expedition the idea was to carry all our own stuff and be self sufficient with food, gas and everything we would need. As a result our bags weighed around 25k. After picking the bag up I was quite pleased I´d decided to leave my book, intensive face moisturiser and shampoo in El Chalten. This was the most weight I´d (Vicky) ever carried. I was curious and a little concerned to see how I would cope. However, after trekking for an hour through forest I was pleased to see the weight wasn´t going to be a problem and I didn´t regret ignoring the companies advice of getting a porter!

Us and our guides at the start (Freddy, lead guide on the right, Richard on the left)

The first day (described as the "easiest day") took us on a five hour trek through forest running alongside a grade three river. (Lots of fast alpine kayaking here if you can just drag a boat to the top, Phil) Through the trees we kept getting views of the mountains. Very dramatic views. We moved at quite a pace and I had the impression that Freddy was testing us a bit to see how fast we could move and to show us a bit of what we were in for. Ha Ha! As if that would be a test for us. We of course kept up and chattered most of the way. The only slightly tricky bit was clambering over steep rocks covered in scree. Helped to make sure we quickly learnt how to balance with our packs on!

Towards the end of that days trek we left the shelter of the trees behind and started headed up into the barren mountain landscape. To do so we needed to cross a river. We´d previously been warned that it was a pretty wide river and given the amount of sunshine there had been lately it would be high and we would have to wade through it. Richard had suggested we bring trainers to wear whilst crossing the river but the extra weight we´d have to carry didn´t seem to justify that so, as creative as ever, Phil thought up the idea of carrying our flip flops and gaffer taping them to our feet when making the crossing.

Sooo cold.....



It worked pretty well really except the river was absolutely freezing! The water reached up to my thighs and with a back pack on crossing was pretty tough going. Thankfully staying upright kept my mind off the freezing cold water and we only realised how cold we were a few minutes after leaving the river. Then it was sooo painful! For about 10 seconds we felt nothing but as our feet warmed up it felt like incredibly painful pins and needles working it´s way through our toes. Still, was pretty funny crossing the river!

How cold? Can´t tell, can´t feel my feet!

We camped that night at the foothill of the glaciar (Marconi Pass) we would have to go up the next day. We´d been warned that whether we would even set off the next day was very dependent on the weather conditions. If it was bad weather or a strong wind then we wouldn´t be able to go up the glaciar to cross the pass. So, we didn´t know at that point whether we would be spending a few days at that camp. As a result I got very into adding to the wall that previous campers had built to protect the tent from the wind. Got very paranoid about making sure there were absolutely no gaps in it. Think it looked pretty impressive (but slightly over the top) by the time I´d finished.

We dined well that evening on a nice three course meal of packet soup, ravioli and cream sauce and a block of choccy. Our guides kept telling us we would be glad of the energy the next day......

Day 2

Beginning of day 2 looking up the pass

We woke to beautiful weather. Very little wind and a clear blue sky. We were off!
It was uphill all day. To start with we were on scree but then we put on our crampons to begin the ascent up the glaciar and over the Marconi pass. Walking on ice was again so cool! There were so many different patterns and formations in the ice and unlike on the Big Ice tour there was no sweet assistant offering his hand to help you over the 10 ft drops. If there were drops we needed to jump over them bag and all and that made this part of the trek really fun.

Except for this river crossing, we took a bit of extra care cos the river dissapeared underground just around the corner.

After walking for a couple of hours on the ice we stopped for lunch at the bottom of the steep hard section. Looking up it didn´t look that bad and both of us suspected that we wouldn´t find it as hard as what the guides made out....

The biggest concern on this point was avalanches. As the weather had been so nice there were quite a lot of avalanches in the area and we had to cross in front of a bit of a black spot. The avalances are amazing (when viewed from a safe distance) visually they look impressive but the noise they make just shakes the valley. As we were sat having lunch Freddy had advised us that if part the the glacier came tumbling down, we had to get up and leg it to the far side of the glaciar leaving everything behind. With this in mind I kept my walking poles strapped to my hands as I could cope with the loss of my bag, but my knees just wouldn´t take walking downhill without my poles these days.

Lunch spot looking back down to the start of the pass

Looking up the pass at lunch time

So we began our ascent up the pass. This involved walking on snow still in the avalanche zone. It was a little tense because running from where we were sat having lunch would have been a doddle but running across a steep slope covered with snow and crevasses weren´t going to be that easy. We weaved from side to side of the galciar avoiding crevasses. It was so steep I only dared look down a couple of times! (I wanted to stop to take a photo but Richard said no, Phil).

Out of the avalance danger zone things became a bit more relaxed. We continued working our way up a steep snow covered glaciar. This was the first wet glaciar that Phil had walked on where people hadn´t been tied together on a rope but our guides knowledge of the moutain was first rate and he knew where roping up would be necessary. After an hour or so we reached the edge of the crevass and the guide said we could rest there for a while, they had estimated it would take us about 8 hours of walking - it took us 5 hours. (Much thanks to the lack of the expected 30mph headwind) As a wind started to pick up the guide decided that it would be safer to camp where we were and cover the top of the pass in the morning.




It was such a beautiful place to set up camp, the views of the surrounding mountains was breathtaking. Given the steepness of the slope we were on it was amazing that a flat place existed where we could pitch a tent but there was and this time Phil became slightly obsessed with building a wall around the tent to protect us from the wind.


Freddy showing Vicky the way with the top in sight

View from second night camp

Day 3

Woke to another beautiful sunny day with very little cloud so we packed up and continued on our way. We left pretty early to get the best of the weather and to catch the snow before it had turned slushy under the sunshie. We carried on up the pass crossing scree and a snow field. At the top of the snow field it was time to rope up. This was a good job as I´d already stepped through a bit of snow and my leg disappeared through a crevass. Apparently it had been farily obvious that it wasn´t a place I should stand, doh! (Not fairly, really really really obvious, Richard and I had a laugh at Vicky´s expense and hoped that it might have been an instructive lesson).

One Vicky didn´t miss.....

By this time we´d reached the top of our pass so we began to go downhill a bit on to the snow fields behind the Fitzroy Moutain range. Freddy was worried that this bit of hill would be covered in crevasses and had warned us before hand of what to do in case us or others fell into a crevass. To Phil´s great disapointment we didn´t fall into any crevasses.(I really wanted a photo of Vicky in a crevasse, Phil) It was stilll fairly early so the snow had´t yet melted. We got down the hill and into the snow field proper.

The snow field was one of the most beautiful things I´d seen. The weather was perfect so we could see from one side to the other in both directions. There was just masses of snow in front of us with absolutely no sign of any of other people around for miles.


We moved fast to try and get there before the snow turned to slush under the sun and we sank knee deep with each step, which would make the going very hard and worse than that, very wet. (Being the resident fat one, I was like the Canary in the mine and started breaking through the frozen crust on top of the snow about half an hour before anyone else, Phil).

We reached our camp spot and it had to be the most unique camp we have ever camped or ever will again! We were based in the middle of the snow field facing the back of Cerro Torre. Not many people could claim this view so we considered ourselves to be very lucky indeed!

Setting up camp on snow is fun. We had to first of all build a snow wall to protect us from the wind. It looked like one side of an igloo in the end!Our guide also made a bathroom for us behind the snow wall and over a crevass!

As the weather was so good we sat outside for a long time taking in the view. We also watched an amazing sun set that turned the surrounding mountains various shades of pink and orange.

Arriving at camp with the west face of Cerro Torre behind


Building half an igloo

This is actually the sunrise behind Cerro Torre, but hey the sunset was good too.

Day 4

Another beautiful day. We couldn´t believe our luck! We set off across the snow field in the sunshine. Never expected to be wearing a t-shirt on the snow.
The snow was very different today as it was covered in crevasses. Our guide skillfully weaved us around or across crevasses and ice hills. Again to Phil´s disappointment I didn´t fall down any serious crevasses. Every now and again I´d put my foot in another ´obviously´ weak cover of snow but was able to pull my leg back out.



One even I spotted


Crossing the glaciar

With just a small bit of ice travel remaining and all the snow gone from the glacier so we could see the crevasses our guide relaxed somewhat... To his folly. Freddy just said ´don´t step on the snow´ There were only small patches of snow where little snow bridges remained and we could step across the crevasses witout using them, so no worries, ´don´t step on the snow´. Then I saw Freddy and Phil had crossed a crevass in front of me using a snow bridge. I hadn´t seen them cross and when I saw it required stepping on snow it felt a bit wrong as we´d already been told not to step on the snow. However, as Freddy had stepped on it logic said it must be ok! So across the snow bridge I went. It took about a second for me to fall through said snow bridge up to my waist with the crevasse waiting below (remember we were not roped up at this point!). Luckily I only went as deep as my waist and with a look of fear in his eyes our guide was able to grab me and pull me up. Phil was meanwhile stood behind Freddy holding him as he had blisters and had taken his crampons off earlier! This unfortunately meant for Phil that he was unable to take the photo he had been so longing for. Think Freddy learnt a valuable lesson in not being complacent on the ice.....

(Now it should be said that Vicky has undergone a transformation. Once she was clumsy footed and incapable of rolling up her own thermarest. After all our travels, she´s pretty sure footed, puts up the tent herself, can work our rather complicated camping stove, make packet soup without lumps [I can´t], pack her own bag and carry her fair share of the trekking kit in it too. She´s not quite queen of the mountains, but she´s transformed. Sadly this transformation hasn´t involved the aquisition of any sense of self preservation or mountain sense. I saw the snow bridge, I worried about it a bit. The crevasse was wide, I guessed a 10m fall if the bridge broke. I´m heavier than Freddy who had already crossed. But I looked carefully, picked the strongest looking spot. Noticed that Freddy´s first footprint hadn´t really indented the surface and that the second one had sunk in. I moved quick, close to freddy´s fotsteps and made my second footfall as weightless as possible. I still sank in to my knee, but I was across and on to solid ice too fast to fall anywhere. Vicky, looked at it, figured we´d done it and walked hapily onto the weakest looking part nowhere near our footsteps. I was so frightened my voice wouldn´t say ´No!´. So pleased she stopped waist deep, couldvé been bad! Phil)

We covered a long distance on the snow and ice and eventually reached the point where we left the snow to walk on the scree. Before this point we had our first sights of the Viedma glaciar which was very beautiful. The patterns on it were incredible. On this final bit of snow Richard got his rewards for pulling a sledge behind him for two days on the snow - he was able to sledge down a long steep hill!

The remainder of the trek took us through terrain that reminded us both of trekking in Scotland. After the barreness of the mountain and the white of the snow everything looked so green and the yellow, white and red flowers were so pretty.
Our home for the night, looked like paradise after the snow.


The camp we stayed at that night was like a little bit of paradise. It was next to the galciar but surrounded by a lagoon and lots of greenery. The Company had also sent over a couple of porters replenishing our food supplies. On arrival we had a swim in the lagoon (it wasn´t that cold and it was nice to have a bit of a wash after 4 days of being minging!) dried off then had a feast of a meal (made very well by Richard) accompanied with a nice bottle of red wine. A good reward for covering the hardest part of the trek. (I went off over the moraine to find a loo spot. As I set off I thought probably better to put my boots on rather than these flip flops, sharp rocks and all that. Then I wandered off in my flipflops anyway, slipped and took all the skin off the end of my big toe. I returned to camp with a flip flop full of blood and a feeling of self loathing. So much for my mountain sense! Phil)


Day 5


We left our bit of paradise to trek uphill over the pass into the next valley. My legs were feeling a little tired today and I was glad we were now onto the "easy" days. That said it was a massive pass to cross with a gale force wind whipping up behind you so it didn´t feel that easy! At the top of the pass though we were rewarded with glorious views over the mountains and Viedma glaciar.
View from the pass. (and of me trying to brain Vicky, 5 days in a tent is enough for anyone!)

After crossing the pass we pushed our way through moutain trees to reach our nect camp. From this camp there were outstanding views over the Viedma glaciar and we sat for a while watching Condors swoop above it. Another glorious sunset too.
Condor (and ice berg)

Day 6

This day involved a very very steep 600m descent down to the place where our boat would pick us up.

The ground was loose and sandy so the going was pretty tough. At one point you needed a fixed climbing rope to descend. Very tough on the knees and by this point the idea of resting the next day was very appealing. (I was so pleased there was no skin on my big toe for the big decent down where it banged against the end of my boot with every step, I just can´t tell you how much fun it was, Phil)

Before getting on our boat we had a final round of Maté with our guides. Maté is a herbal tea drink. It´s a very sociable tradition as the drink is passed around everyone by the person making it, everyone takes their turn.

The boat then picked us up and we were given baileys on ice and argentinian chocolate to munch on as we had our final views of the glaciar. (it´s quite a cool feeling to radio a boat and have it beach in a deserted bay to pick you up.

An absolutely perfect end to the most perfect trip. Think it may well be my best experience so far!!
The gang enjoying a well earned Bailey´s on the way back